The Lezzwardians: Murder at Lezzwood Abbey

Saturday 28th October 2017 at 7.30pm.  Venue and bar open at 7pm.

The Lezzwood Players proudly present

The Lezzwardians: Murder at Lezzwood Abbey

A lesbian murder mystery sapphic slapstick sing-along parody of Downton Abbey meets Upstairs Downstairs!

Warning – contains explicit lyrics.  Not suitable for under 18s.

Join the Lezzwood Players once again as they perform their Sapphic slapstick sing-along send-up of upstairs (& downstairs) at Downton Abbey. Set in the picturesque village of Lezzton-Under-Weald (twinned with Dul-las-Ditchwater), the strict social order of an Edwardian household is upset when a mysterious murder leads to implausible plot-lines and tragic lapses in continuity.

What is Miss Scarlet up to with the rope and the lead piping? Who has been tipping the velvet with Mrs White? Why is Mrs Danvers so weird? And with whispers of insurgent Suffragettes, will the old order survive until tea time?

Murder at Lezzton Abbey is an original Lezzwood Players show with murder, mischief, mystery and a great deal of sauciness!!

Please visit our website for some great pictures of our 2 sell out shows at the Barn Theatre, Southwick this February.

All the music-hall style songs have been specially written for the show by our the hugely talented Dungareen Jean.

Kindly be aware this is Lesbian Theatre show and contains some explicit content and is not suitable for anyone under the age of 18.

Written by Catriona Norrish

Directed by Dungareen Jean

Sound and Technology by Deb Fisher

Costumes by Sophie Kay

SATURDAY 28TH OCTOBER 2017 at 7.30pm.  Venue and bar open at 7pm.

Tickets: £11.14 (includes £1.14 booking fee)

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Regretfully, the venue has no wheelchair access.  A hearing loop is available.